Pro-Cro 

Trendy abbreviation for procrastinator.

Me- Damn! I only have 3 hours left to do my AP Human Geography Presentation on Kenya :(

Caring friend- damn man, you're sucha pro-cro

Pro-Cro by ThatIBgirl ;) October 7, 2011

Quid pro crow 

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

Quid pro crow by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

procrosstinailation

Mispelled Crusification and Procrastination.

What is procrosstinailation?
Well, Jesus Christ was procrosstinailated.

procrosstinailation by Crossnail September 24, 2008

procrotchtination 

Avoiding the crotch for as long as possible.

Becky doesn't want to have sex with her boyfriend. She is enacting procrotchtination.

procrotchtination by Butts. October 13, 2016

procropduster 

A real nigga always has your back really good a fortnight has a small penis.

Wow that procropduster guy has a small penis but is good at fortnight

procropduster by Real nigga 44 May 18, 2018

Procroaitious 

Extremely over-exaggerated; from of a hyperbole

Stop being so procroaitious, chase!

Procroaitious by Ilovekreig February 7, 2025