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ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.
Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.
by MPC November 3, 2003
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Twitter Critter

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!
by Peter Kobs August 5, 2009
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clitty slicker

I did everything to her that I she liked. I was licking her twat, I had one finger up her pussy and one in the stink. After the oral-finger action, she rode on top of me, I took her doggie and finished her off missionary. I gave her one hell of a clitty slicker.
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 7, 2010
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clitty twister

a spinoff of a titty twister, a clitty twister is when a females clitorous is pinched and then twisted, causing pain (or pleasure?).
When she wasn't looking, I gave the bitch the nastiest clitty twister!
by p-viddy April 21, 2004
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Cristyn

Cristyn Is the unique was to spell the traditional version. A person with the name Cristyn is as unique as the spelling, she Is an adventurous person with a free spirit. A person with this name Is stubborn for what she wants, but has a huge heart for those who deserve it. Nothing In life can bring one with the name Cristyn down, she is too strong-willed and driven to ever hit rock bottom. Life likes to throw a lot of bad towards one with the name Cristyn, but she has the capability to knock it out of the ball park every time. Cristyn's are sweet and caring, focused and driven, but enjoy life to the complete fullest. Cristyn's are naturally beautiful, inside and out and require their friends and family to help them out in times of need.
Person: What's your name?
Cristyn: It's Cristyn, with a C and a Y!
Person: That's different! I like it!

You don't want to mess with a Cristyn, they know what they're doing!

I wish my parents named me Cristyn, It's so unique!
by Cristyn-with-a-CY September 7, 2011
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Chitty Chitty Cumandinga

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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clitty

Term of endearment for the clitoris; see clit.
Her: Go on, go on... rub my clitty... yes... yes... ahh ahhhh ahhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHH!
by starflier December 8, 2003
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