Criterion

adjective used to describe something completely awesome; greatest of the great.

A nerd reference to The Criterion Collection, a company founded in 1984 that distributes "authoritative" consumer versions of important classic and contemporary films by many of the world's most important directors.

Mom, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving. That meal was totally Criterion.

Believe me, Sarah is a Criterion lay.

by cheecheejotchers February 27, 2009

Critter

A Critter is a Fan of the Geek & Sundry twitch Chanel Show 'Critical Role'
A Group Of Famous Voice Actors Who Role Play a group of Characters called 'vox machina' in a game of D&D Edition 5.

i am a Critter, a fan of critical role. oh your a true critter . #critterlove #crittercreations

by max zandison October 18, 2015

criteria

A standard of measurement or judgement.

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability will be our main criteria.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

Criteria

the clitoris

I bet that homie Uniboob has never even been around a Criteria, let alone know where it is

by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 12, 2022

Critteresk

To be/act in a ferrel manner, and or have an animal like appeal. Having the characteristics of one or more animals.
Durived from the word Critter

That starving homeless man has a critteresk appeal to him.

Your over all personality is critteresk, and it's sexy

by Sheena Shooz November 16, 2009

Crisler

A man that makes all other men seem like worthless assholes. He has a big heart, but an even bigger dick. A pure romantic, that makes all the girls sigh. A trustworthy individual.

I wish my boyfriend paid attention to me, I wish he was a Crisler!

My man doesn't satisfy me physically or emotionally, he is so not a Crisler.

Damn girl I'm horny. Let's go look for a Crisler!

by Kdizzlefizzlefizzlefizzle June 23, 2016