Crisler

A man that makes all other men seem like worthless assholes. He has a big heart, but an even bigger dick. A pure romantic, that makes all the girls sigh. A trustworthy individual.

I wish my boyfriend paid attention to me, I wish he was a Crisler!

My man doesn't satisfy me physically or emotionally, he is so not a Crisler.

Damn girl I'm horny. Let's go look for a Crisler!

by Kdizzlefizzlefizzlefizzle June 23, 2016

Crisler's Law

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011