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A man that makes all other men seem like worthless assholes. He has a big heart, but an even bigger dick. A pure romantic, that makes all the girls sigh. A trustworthy individual.
I wish my boyfriend paid attention to me, I wish he was a Crisler!

My man doesn't satisfy me physically or emotionally, he is so not a Crisler.

Damn girl I'm horny. Let's go look for a Crisler!
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Crisler's Law 

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"
With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.
Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011
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Crisper Gang 

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake
Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang
Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

Crismerlyn 

A loveable person. Will always try to cheer you up and solve your problems even when they are going through their own hardships. Extremely funny and knows how to brighten their own day as obstacles don't slow them down.
What's her name?
Crismerlyn.
Crismerlyn by Breazy-J September 15, 2021

crisleidy 

"Crisleidy" is define as a beautiful human being that fights for her belives.Crisleidy can be define as beautiful, sneaky, nice woman
Damnnn that girl crisleidy is thick and got that big ass.
crisleidy by Lady in the house April 16, 2017
A crippled hitler who exists in a wheel chair and did not kill himself
Big Brain: greetings mein cripler
Cripler: I wish to exist
Cripler by Halt salt September 2, 2019

Crister Ronaldo 

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi
Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii