crispteezy

means yo gear is crisp and fresh

Shaniqua:hey baby yo shirt is crispteezy boo!
Rc: yea fo sho

by RCWEEZY October 21, 2006

crispin

People with the surname Crispin are awesome. They are kind, empathetic and great people to hang out with.

Many of them are incredibly skilled in the art of sword fighting or some other medeival weapon.
They are often very proud of family history and like knowing all about it. They strive to do their best in everything they do and give it 100%.
If you know a Crispin you are incredibly lucky, even more so if you are friends with one.

P1: How is he so good with that sword.
P2: Idk he's just a bit crispin.

by MetricGryphon18 November 3, 2019

crispe

a name you call a girl that is a mature age but acts very childish, she also may be quite attractive

"wow your friend is crispe!" "yeah she just wont get off the jumping castle"

by thepriceisright April 24, 2014

Crispin

Someone who is extremely wonderful and a good person

Oh, he is such a beautiful guy. He must be a Crispin

by asdaq October 23, 2018

The Crispix Effect

scientific research into this amazing phenomenon shows that whoever gets overly excited about crispix suffers greatly with their spelling for the next 5-10 minutes.

Aleksandr: I jsut ate a hoooooolleeeee mugfull of CRISPIX!
Cyndrid: Dude WHATS UP WITH YO SPELLING! Ah, it must be the crispix effect!

by Ozymandiasssss April 11, 2010

Crissie

Pretty but stupid. Really stupid. Usually from Georgia and can't stop playing dress up or popping out babies. Annoyed at being seen for what she is.

Wow - when I said what a low rent Crissie she is, she blew her over bleached top!

by MrsEdMiller February 24, 2009

Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010