Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Crisp trepidation

I know you guys are here because of harry styles so here's the meaning: crisp means sharp and clearly defined , TREPIDATION means a feeling of anxiety about something that may happen..
So CRISP TREPIDATION means a a sharp feeling of anxiety (about something that triggers that person) happening .

"CRISP TREPIDATION ,I'll try to shake this soon"..;)
~Fine line by HARRY STYLES ♡

by dj28 November 12, 2021

crisp tee

Plain tee-shirt.

Usally white, with no markings.

Jay-Z, Dear Summer;

For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees.

"Bro you look fresh in yo crisp tee."

by B.Pre October 26, 2005

Crisp Water

Crisp Water is the best and crsipiest water how you find it is at your schools closest water fountain

Person 1: wanna go get some water
Person 2: only if it’s crisp water

by Magsmcgee February 16, 2019

crisp rat

A misunderstanding and mix up of American actor; Chris Pratt and a charred rodent

"Dude did you see the new Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah man, crisp rat did an awesome job as the Star Lord"

by Dudewtfaye August 1, 2017

Crisp Lettuce

Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.

Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?

Bro 2. Titty Bar?

Bro 1. Shit yeah!

Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.

Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.

Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?

Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.

by Dbos617 May 22, 2009

Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.

I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!

by DaBamBam December 2, 2010