crisp (adj / noun)
Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.
Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.
by B2222222 September 1, 2025
Get the Crispmug. furbinkle (noun / verb)
A word used to describe someone acting unbelievably stupid — way beyond ordinary dumb. A furbinkle move is so clueless it almost feels like a talent.
A word used to describe someone acting unbelievably stupid — way beyond ordinary dumb. A furbinkle move is so clueless it almost feels like a talent.
Examples:
• “Bro, you just tried to microwave a Pop-Tart wrapper. That’s some real furbinkle energy.”
• “Only a total furbinkle forgets their surfboard on the way to the beach.”
Where it’s used:
Started as a joking roast in coastal towns, where friends would call each other furbinkles for doing brainless things by the water. Now it’s used anywhere to describe the peak of stupidity.
• “Bro, you just tried to microwave a Pop-Tart wrapper. That’s some real furbinkle energy.”
• “Only a total furbinkle forgets their surfboard on the way to the beach.”
Where it’s used:
Started as a joking roast in coastal towns, where friends would call each other furbinkles for doing brainless things by the water. Now it’s used anywhere to describe the peak of stupidity.
by B2222222 September 1, 2025
Get the Furbinklemug.