creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

Creasing

A word used by utter twats that do not know how to speak English.

Dave: "I was creasing last night"

Bill: "You're a cunt."

by ratedr98 February 24, 2013

song craving

Basicaly a really strong urge to hear a song you either haven't heard in a long time or used to hearing that song most of the time.
It can affect just about anyone regardless of what genre they like

Person A - It is hard to believe I haven't heard much of metallica lately

Person B - I know dude they are the best on the whole damn planet most their stuff really gives me a song craving

*Plugs in ipod selects the song metalica master of puppets offers Person B ear piece*

Person A - hear will this feed your song craving

by Anonymous454234 December 3, 2010

VD-craving

An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.

"Hey, wanna hang?"

"Cant.. i watching VD."

"VD?"

"Shh.. no text. distracting me."

"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."

by HB loves HP November 7, 2011

Cleaving

Term for LeBron's James first and potential future departures from Cleveland

Lebron James is cleaving again, only this time it is to LA.

by IndySport June 6, 2018

Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.

Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.

by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023