cleastwood

Someone who acts like Clint Eastwood.

GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?

CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}

by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007

Creamster

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).

Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???

by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006

cut crease

When applying eye shadow only in either the natural crease or drawing a line (cutting) just above the crease, very defined and sharp, creating a separation between the actual lid and the upper eye area then blending that line outward towards the brow. This also can make your lid appear bigger making the eyes seem bigger.

When I do my makeup, I always do a cut crease to look extra beat!

by heygorgeous21 March 11, 2014

Crastination

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.

Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.

by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015

creationism

The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.

I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.

by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008

creationism

The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.

Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!

by J October 16, 2003

Batty Crease

This is the point of contact from the coxix tho the anus of one's buttocks. As the buttocks can be spread apart, the contact forms a 'crease'. This crease in in one's buttocks is known as the 'Batty Crease'. It is a colloquialism that can be used as a noun or an adjective.

'You're a dirrrty batty crease bitch!'(in terms of adjective) 'Yo bitch's batty crease is masssive man!'(noun)

by Me's gonna beat up dem batty mc's at the top. Ba July 3, 2003