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Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!
by Woocon June 2, 2022
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Creaminal

A criminal who does whatever it takes to satisfy their needs.

They usually don’t care for the law or the consequences that follow.
Lisa: I got f#cked by a creaminal last night!

Monica: OMG I don’t care!
by DarthNigus May 9, 2023
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Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream
I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021
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Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time
Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz
by COD11111 January 1, 2011
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Creaming Eagles

1. a secret brotherhood of men and women set to destroy the life of another, while also exponentially increasing the sexual pleasure said target recieves

2. The call of a creaming eagle is akin to the sound a dying pterodactyl would make if it was being killed by an eagle, and only a creaming eagle can make this noise.
Me: Zach, have you finished the "tryouts" for our friend Billy?
Zach: Well I would, but my dick is kinda sore...
Me: Fine! well i'm gonna go throw a sharpie into his laundry.
Zach: Now there's the Creaming Eagles spirit! later I'll set his alarm ahead two hours...
both: Pee-yowwahhhh-ah-ahhhahhwahhh!!!!
by Creaming Eagles November 11, 2011
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Whip creaming

When a man creampies a woman and then continues to fuck her without pulling his cockout, thus whipping his cream.
"Why is that browski mad eyein' you bro?" "Ah he just made cause he saw me whip creaming his sister bro"
by TripleBallin November 19, 2013
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Creasing.

A British slang term for the phrase 'Laughing' usually written with more than one g, used primarily among the lower class, who can't speak. Nobody really knows how this phrase originated, but here is my theory.

One day, a youth in a hoodie was sitting at the back of the bus with his hat backwards (we'll call him Stev). His friend was scrolling through his phone, when he noticed a funny video, it made him laugh so much that he folded in half and fell onto the floor. This reminded Stev of a paper plane he made earlier that day, he remembered how the paper folded in half and how he was creasing it to make it fly better. Stev, comparing the folding of paper to the folding of his friend, and with the word crease in his head, suddenly cried. "Yo, how funny was that vid mate? You're like, creasing" His friend thought that the phrase 'creasing' was pretty good, so told his friends about it, who told their friends and their friends, until the word was so popular, chavs used it on a daily basis. This is how creasing became the word we know of today.
Chav 1: "Mate that was so funny! I'm creasing."

Chav 2: I know right mate!
by TheNHS April 1, 2015
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