Cum cracker

A bunch of guys surrounds a cracker and the last person to cum on it has to eat it

Gather up the homies for another round of cum cracker

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Florida Cracker

Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.

I'm a Florida cracker and I'm proud of it

by Dr devin December 1, 2010

crackerature

When a black comedian portrays a white person as being extremely stiff, uptight, and lacking rhythm.

"Dave Chapelle is known for his excellent crackeratures."

by Savage Infant Whale May 13, 2005

Cracker Tunnel

Like Carpal Tunnel, only clearly caused by repetive motion of that damn tiny Crackberry ball!

A: WTF man, I think I got cracker tunnel from my crackberry.

B: How do u know man?

C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!

by FB Emotional Crew September 29, 2009

spicy cracker

Somone who is of a Mexican and white decent but is more white than mexican

Wow so that means billey is a spicy cracker

by Anubis.ign May 13, 2018

cracker

Cracker, is a term of contempt for the "poor" or "mean whites," particularly of Georgia and Florida. The term dates back to the American Revolution, and is derived from the "cracked corn" which formed their staple food.

Poor broke ass cracker bitch, get off my dick!!

by Enufephizzy April 27, 2007

cracker

Crackers were poor white folk who lived in the south during the antebellum era. Given their name because of their staple diet of crack-corn, crackers were often hired by plantation owners in order to replace a slave in dangerous jobs. The high prices of slaves during the 1830s and 40s made It efficient to use a cracker rather than a slave. If a planter lost or injured a slave he would be pressed to buy another slave, but if the cracker got injured or died, finacially, the planter would have been unaffected. Crackers had a very low standard of living. Many of them lived in forests and dug holes in the ground to live in. despite their living conditions and their social status, crackers stilled believed they were better than the african slaves. Today, cracker is often used as a derogatory term for a white person for obvious reasons. It implies a person who lives in the utmost worst conditions and a person who no one really cares about.

Southern Women: We have some water dripping into the house. I think it is comin from the roof.
Southern plantation owner: I'll get a cracker to fix it.

by Half and Half May 6, 2008