Hater-Crave

A person picking arguments with other people as if the other person(s) are hating, when in reality said people are not hating at all and are either neutral or supportive. All because they want haters, expected haters, and yet was presented with either supporters and/or people who just don't give a fuck.

Person 1- "Bro this evo has 90000 horse power and can beat a cts-v no probz"
Person 2- "cool bro"
Person 1- "serious bro, I seen it! That thing SPANKS the Cts-v!"
Person 2- "I believe it bro. I mean the cts-v weighs like 4400lbs but I mean yea the evo whoops the cts-v"
person 1- "bro cry all you want you little bitch, the evo beats it every time."
Person 2- "bro, why you hater-crave all the damn time? I just said that the evo beats the cts-v, I don't see how I'm being a little bitch."

by superduperpower April 2, 2015

Craven Cottage

Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.

Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.

Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.

by captain_john January 13, 2011

Cavey

The feminine version of horny; when a woman is sexually aroused; representing a moist, warm, dark place to go.

Honey, I'm feeling really cavey right now. Can we go to bed?

by Kimilla July 15, 2010

Dana Carvey

An american actor best known for his roles on saturday night Live and Wayne's World playing alongside Mike Myers as Garth.

Guy: "Who played Garth in Wayne's World?"
Dude: "Dana Carvey, Douch!"

by Fudge balloon September 25, 2011

wes craven

God of horror and the macabre. All other horror directors pale in comparison (See "John Carpenter") to the great Wes. Responsible for some of the greatest contributions to horror cinema past, present, and all the future.

Hey look at who is kissing Wes Craven's ass! Its John Carpenter, the washed-out hack!

by Homme Bik March 10, 2004

cravetarian

A person who is so in tune with their body they eat the healthy food it craves. Their eat habits are a combination of vegetarian, paleo, vegan and omnivore. They may eat a vegan diet for weeks and then change to an omnivore diet following what their body craves.

I follow a paleo diet; what type of diet do you follow? I'm a cravetarian!

by nutrition chick July 6, 2014

Craveman

A person who constantly and delusionally seeks power, attention, material, acceptance, and/or fame insatiably.

He's not you're average greedy vain attention seeker. He's a straight up craveman!

by Greese Job January 7, 2018