Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.

The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!

by Tesax May 9, 2021

Canoesh

vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter

Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.

by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

canoli

A left handed punch, preferably thrown by an Italian.

"Whatda ya wannna canoli uh sumthin???

by ATM Master May 6, 2008

Canoodling

The disgustingly sweet cuddling of two very close individuals who are most likely romantic partners. Generally used in a sarcastic way.

"If you two are done Canoodling, we could actually start this game."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."

by Catsreadbookstoo June 28, 2016

mahogany canoe

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

by s english February 9, 2005

Canoeing

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018