"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"
by Greg Proops April 22, 2008

to add cranberry juice to an alcoholic drink, shot, or cocktail, not for the flavor, but only enough to turn it red.
by thedustyone June 26, 2010

Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.
by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose
-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
by Patroneme January 11, 2019

A tiny ass town with a lake that is ten times the size of it. in St Lawrence County New York that nobody knows about. those who do know about it love the absolute shit out of it. Overall a great fucking place
by don't worry about it February 19, 2018
