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One Eyed Crabcake

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...
One Eyed Crabcake by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

Maryland Crabcake 

When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.
I cant believe Nick gave Rebecca and Samantha the Maryland Crabcake last night.
Maryland Crabcake by JMoregon January 17, 2007

alabama crabcake 

when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.
John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.
alabama crabcake by Ifixlexus November 9, 2007

extreme dutch oven crabcake

Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.
Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night

Cramcakes 

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
Cramcakes by billebllunt May 8, 2014