Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.

On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.

by jim000111 July 6, 2005

cowsey

Some retard who falls off roofs and pulls fire alarms.

He is such a cowsey

by bossbeastman March 5, 2015

Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

by rachell09 January 22, 2009

age of consent

A law you're too young to understand.

age of consent

by NuclearDuckie March 29, 2011

Consent

consent always am I right?

Don’t rape the cat! She’s only 6! CONSENT!

by Rararahaha March 3, 2019

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016