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Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries

When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.
I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.
by Labia Lounge December 23, 2008
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the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!
I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.
by dirtyjoesixpack69 April 15, 2009
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covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.
You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.
by Anonymous February 19, 2004
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chocolate covered strawberry

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007
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covered wagon

Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.
Anil Anne has a covered wagon.
by Nick March 14, 2005
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Chocolate Covered Mind Fuck

A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.
Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth
by NeoRealism January 6, 2011
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Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.
Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.
by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018
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