Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

by db420eh July 31, 2010

Newfane Cousin

Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.

Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."

Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "

by Your (Newfane) Mom November 3, 2011

rich cousins

Elitist money loving cousins that were fed with a gold spoon and will never admit they are wrong (even though they often are), always act like they have better places to be (with their rich friends), show up late (with a bucket of chicken as an excuse) and leave early (using their children as an excuse) for family events, act like they are better than you (and hope that one day you will act like them. Hope), expect you to drop what you are doing to accommodate them, think that you are jealous of them, hire a nanny to raise their kids (even though they dont need jobs), have mastered the art of “re-gifting” (like giving a cheese knife to someone who does not eat cheese), will never understand the middle or lower class, (or why they aren’t just rich like them) they have erred from the faith and pierced themselves through with many sorrows, and never have or ever will have to worry about money because they went to expensive schools and became money hungry lawyers that would rather spend all of their energy verbally bashing their family members than call to say hello.

Alisha and Nena are our "rich cousins," dont worry about what they have to say.

Id rather be a bum under a bridge than a rich cousin.

by Phillip Harvey April 14, 2008

coulsonist

1. Fan and follower of the character Agent Phil Coulson from the Marvel Universe; somebody who is coulsonized.

2. Somebody who in spite of cinematic evidence believes in the survival of Agent Coulson.

3. Person who concerns her/himself with coulsonistics.

(Note: female Coulsonists are often referred to as "Coulsonites". Coulsonite is in fact a mineral containing iron and vanadium.)

- "Agent Coulson died in The Avengers."
- "Any Coulsonist would beg to differ."

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Couyon

A Cajun French term used for calling fellow, foolish Cajuns a dumb-ass. Also used in Cajun English.

Mais, you a couyon Boudreaux for heatin’ dat potato salad in da microwave.

by Cash.Cajun April 17, 2021

Dick Cousins

Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual

Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort

by Solesurvivor October 28, 2010

cousinfucker

Having sex with one's cousin, whether drunk or sober, whether well acquainted or not.
See faire

ok, uhm.... Well my first experience was when I was 15... and she was my girlfriend... my weirdest experience was when I had sex with my cousin... well, it's weird but I hadn't saw her like 6 years.. so she was like a friend, but she's actually my cousin . She lives in other country...

by The Bridge February 4, 2004