Boudreaux watched little Pierre shuffle up the path. Pierre, you don't look too happy.
I aint. I'm tired, Pierre said.
Tired? Pierre, you shouldn't be tired. you gotta start gettin some exercise boy. When I was your age, I used to swim across da bayou three times before breakfast, Beadreaux chuckled. Why you laughing? Don't you believe me boy? Beaudreaux demanded.
Yes sir, I believe you. Pierre said, but I was just wondering why you didn't swim across four times so you would be back on the side with your clothes?

I've been jabbed

#1: She talks a lot
#2: Yeah, she's such a boudreaux!