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Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it
The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch
by 300WinMag March 17, 2017
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still counting

You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.
I'm still counting, dweebs.
by hunter t September 14, 2011
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Counting Sheep

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.
person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
by jluketwo March 21, 2008
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countrican

puerto rican raised in the out in the country; dirty south, mid-south;AR, KS, LA, etc...
You are such a countrican; born in puerto rico but raised in the country.
i can't understand what the fuck your saying with your countrican axcent dude!
by frikiando duro August 27, 2009
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Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.
-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!
by NOP724 May 5, 2011
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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021
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Countrist

Donald Trump is countrist
by Racistboi69 August 12, 2021
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