elvis costello

n.
1. the greatest living songwriter.

"My Aim is True, This Year's Model and Armed Forces."

by jayque September 8, 2003

Costanza

a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.

"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"

by Brian Schiller October 6, 2006

cotea

Cotea is a mixture of coffee and tea. It has the strength of coffee, and the refreshment of tea. It is also known as cofftea but cotea is shorter and easier. It can be served hot or chilled. Anyone who drinks it is a good man :P

"hey man give me some Cotea"
"yeah dude thats the shit"

by Nivblotsky and Jammo February 12, 2007

Costa Rica Joe'd

To get so messed up in a weekend that you find a video of yourself on youtube running for vice president and doing shirtless pushups on a very busy street corner.

1, (see: "costa rica joe" on youtube.com.)

2, Jim doesn't remember last weekend but we Costa Rica Joe'd him so he can enjoy the memory.

by Torres74 October 18, 2008

Mira Costa

High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.

Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?

Person 2: Mira Costa.

Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?

Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.

Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.

Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

Uber-Costals

Extra-strength, super Bible-beaters, that adhere to the "no music, dancing, makeup, haircuts, smiling, etc." religious beliefs. They believe anyone that doesn't attend their church to be headed for an eternity in hell. A word-play on "Pentecostal".

"Look, there's the Uber-Costals! They're frowning on us for wearing pants & makeup," said Tina.

by Sugarsqueeze October 25, 2005

Costanza

Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.

"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."

by Cobalt321 March 5, 2008