rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

coroner

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck

by poopsharterr August 21, 2021

reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.

yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"

by GrimCorn February 14, 2021

coron

A moron scared of the coronavirus

Have you seen all those corons wearing masks?

by g4illou March 25, 2020

Coronation

The worst street in Windsor Ontario. Home to the most brain dead children I have ever met. If you're looking for a fun time in Detroits shitty brother city then don't go here (Just don't go to Windsor.) I genuinely feel bad for anyone and anything that finds themselves in these disgusting crevices known as "Coronation St.". It has a school filled with uneducated brats dictated by a bunch of old ladies who still think the war of 1812 is going on. Anyone who lives here has my deepest condolences, and so do the people who live in streets near by such as Reginald and Empress. Possibly the worst of the worst either filled by weirdly sexual or weirdly stoic people. Just don't go their.

Pitiful soul #1: Wait, I gotta go to school
Pitiful soul #2: Oh damn, ain't you're school on fuckin Coronation?
Pitiful soul #1: Sadly yes.

by ThatOneWeirdoFromWestVirginia January 18, 2023

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

Corone

verb: to become inebriated (drunk) by drinking Corona beer

He enjoyed to spend his summer evenings on moonlight cruises, while Coroning with his girlfriend.

I Coroned last night at Deuce's party.

by biddie slayer July 30, 2010