Eye candy corn

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.

From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.

by QuadConPana October 20, 2014

Cream Corn Pone

Cream corn mixed with corn pone.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, Nate left several helpings of "Cream Corn Pone" in the toilet.

by El Exquisito November 25, 2016

full candy corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection

"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

Beijing corn

Best corn 10/10 star it give teleport power instant SUCCESS made my Steven dad he the face of Jesus now I have 100 i q and 81 Robux gift card a second.

I love Beijing corn

by Α January 25, 2022

popping corn

farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time

Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"

by stockman09 March 20, 2008

Corncer

A person from the Midwest that practices witchcraft. Obviously, they haven't graduated high school. Additionally, they have poor grammar.

Dude 1: Let's go into this graveyard.

Dude2 : Dude don't go in the graveyard, there's some crazy fucking Corncers in there.

by The Don2 February 11, 2007

corn honker

turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort

screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!

by katotool January 3, 2008