An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.
by Jar Boy December 31, 2011
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an undercover weenie
when someone is a dick, dork, nerd, etc... but tries to hide it, not being themselves.
You're such a corndog. "undercover weenie"
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You're such a corndog. "undercover weenie"
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by shadiway October 10, 2011
Get the corndog mug.Someone who acts like a plain old goofball or weird. They act silly or cheesy. Sometimes also called a "cheesy" corndog.
by Junglejim1 January 16, 2009
Get the Corndog mug.When you poop on a MILF's chest, then have poopy sex with the breasts. Preferably having her kids watching.
by Smelly Corn November 25, 2009
Get the Jamaican Corndog mug.A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.
Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog
by CodeHipster October 28, 2010
Get the Chinese Corndog mug.A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
by pwntang April 16, 2008
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