A coons age is any time frame that has taken place in the past regardless of duration. This way you can drop country swag to identify and period of past time frame.
The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.
That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.
The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.
That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.
i reckon i haven't been to the bar in a coons age.
I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.
I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.
by Coony McCoonsage December 13, 2015
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keith has coons D:
by unfaithful acception July 25, 2011
Get the coons mug.The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).
Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.
Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.
After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.
That was a nasty cooney dog.
by A_-_A February 17, 2008
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Get the cooney magoo mug.A nickname that derives from the Male name "Conor" and is used in a fun joking manner. It is commonly referred to as it's own species, involving things such as; having special abilities (such as flying for short distances), being scared of the opposite gender, may have three heads, and most other things you want the Coonskie to be. It is commonly referred to in pictures and the commments tend to be in a "National Geographic" tone. The Coonskie is an amazing source of amusement.
"Coonskie! Glad to see you budd!"
"The coonskie has many special abilities such as flying for short distances!"
"Let us watch as this wild Coonskie is trying to flee from its natural predator..."
"The Coonskie prefers to mate with its own kind, and finds the opposite gender 'Icky'."
"The coonskie has many special abilities such as flying for short distances!"
"Let us watch as this wild Coonskie is trying to flee from its natural predator..."
"The Coonskie prefers to mate with its own kind, and finds the opposite gender 'Icky'."
by John... 3:16 December 16, 2008
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girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
by randyspaghetti February 23, 2009
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