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Coon

An American Black Person Who Worships White People Over Their Own. And Usually Insults Their Own In Favor Of The Flat Butt, Microdick Having People.
Did this guy just say he will never date another black woman again, because this one female broke his heart? What a coon!

ab: another cop pulled you over?
cd: I hate the man but I love women with his features.
ab: Yeah, I hate those witches too for having our hair and skin color! That's why I left my baby momma, when she got pregnant.
cd: let's go find some beckys and ambers and do some trains and facials.
by PillThrower August 1, 2010
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Coon

A racist term for black people but one that was once the subject of popular music at the beginning of the twentieth century.
Hey Marty, that songs great, what's it called?
(Marty) - It's called "who stole all my chicken"
Shit Marty, is this another one of those songs?
(Marty) - Coons steal chicken - i'm just telling a story here
by Noggles March 7, 2013
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coon

A racist term used to derogatorily describe 'niggers'.
Tell them coons to stop playin' their god damn coon toons. Niggers!
by anonymasss October 18, 2009
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Coon

Persian word, meaning ass. Persians may therefore be found sniggering in super-market aisles when they encounter "Coon brand Cheese"
Frank: "I feel like some coon cheese."
Achmed: "You're disgusting."
by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008
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Coon

A:Look, it's a nigger!
B:I prefer to call it a coon.
by JohnnyRebell July 3, 2009
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coon

great nickname. it ROCKS! its so funny and sweet.
cool girl funny that rocks tons of fun great santoria not at all offensive to black people funny nickname
were nice...we promise!
NOT AT ALL OFFENSIVE TO BLACK PEOPLE.
not about black people AT ALL.
offensive to black people? NO!
offensief aan zwarte mensen? Nr!
offensive pour noircir des personnes ? NON !
Offensive, zum der Leute zu schwärzen? NEIN!
¿ofensiva para ennegrecer a gente? ¡cNo!
laura come over here!
what do you want?
coon you look cool in that dress...laura u shoudl wear that ALL DA TIME.
thanks coon. your cool. *blushes*
(they kiss)
COONS ROCK!
by NCS Girl Who Rocks October 28, 2007
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Coon

Shortened name for a racoon tan, ie the light patch left after tanning from the sun while wearing goggles or sunglasses.
"Duncan has an awesome coon after that snowboarding trip!".
by Mnemonik April 7, 2010
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