General Contractor

General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.

Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.

Larry: How are you going to do that?

Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.

Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?

Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!

by Killer Beess February 10, 2012

contraspiracy

conspiracy within/or of a conspiracy

a russian spy within US congress being investigated by the CIA. in this situaiton the russian spy is the original conspiracy, the CIA would be the contraspiracy of the original conspiracy.

by chachiaboywonder December 10, 2012

Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

by FuckYouDave Burlesque January 3, 2014

Cuntrast

A contrast between two people which makes one person look like a cunt.

The Opposition Leader is here with us today, while the Prime Minister is off charging 5,000 bucks a head to have dinner with him. What a cuntrast.

by nickagonistes May 4, 2021

Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

Eye contract

Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.

In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.

by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010

Dirty Contractor

Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .

Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !

by AZMPF July 12, 2017