penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

concourage

Having the COURAGE to agree (concur) with someone when they say something that might be different.

Also means being so excited about something to the point where you no longer just agree with them...

Molly said that she enjoyed listening to Bill Clinton give a speech...Stefanie said she "concouraged" with her.

by StefanieLikesItinOhio January 20, 2009

Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017

Contort

An actual retort.

"Did Contort leave again?"
"Yeah, this is the third time this month."

by Contort January 2, 2019

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020