Urban pissing contest

A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.

CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"

by ThePonderer December 6, 2016

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.

Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!

by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Cantheism

The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.

*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*

by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007

Staring Contest

Lookin each other, eye to eye without laughing.. however the first one that laughs looses the competition..

wow Amar is totaly gonna win over Christian in staring contests.. Amar is invincible!

by Antonije September 17, 2006

Holding it in Contest

To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.

"Cal Ripken Jr. did too play for the Orioles. Wanna have a Holding it in Contest over it?"

by Johnny Crappleseed February 4, 2009