contradick

a person who is determined to contradict everyone merely for the sake of contradicting, therefore acting in a dickish manner

When I told him the interior was tan, he informed me that it was instead more of a sandy color, what a contradick

by soccerdude19 July 30, 2009

Contradictopatation

When it sounds like your contradicting someone,but your really not.

Tim:I'm getting bigger,aren't I?
Tat:You are SUPER buff!
Tim:Not yet.
Tat:Don't contradict me!
Tim:No,that was a contradictopatation.

by Tatyyyana September 20, 2010

CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"

Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"

by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017

Conlard

A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.

Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right

by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017

contradictwhore

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.

All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.

by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020

Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.

That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.

by might as well be racist March 15, 2009

coontard

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007