I was considering Caleb last night after we left the club but the dudes really started weirding me out so I left.
He said he was straight, but after considering caleb, i'm sure he loosened up
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She's such a fag hag and you know that bitch must be considering Caleb, because now she's Blowhan thin.
He said he was straight, but after considering caleb, i'm sure he loosened up
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She's such a fag hag and you know that bitch must be considering Caleb, because now she's Blowhan thin.
by Zusatroublemaker September 21, 2009
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"Courtney is such a good little consumerista. She read that the Kardashians use Heinz Ketchup just like the poor, and she's switched brands, blogged about the experience, and bought some stock in Heinz. She even donated a case to the South Africans--though they sent it back with a note saying they preferred Hunts."
by GPurvis November 4, 2013
Get the Consumerista mug.- The illusion of many condiments in a salad bar with the strategic placement of mirrors. The reality is that without the mirrors, the salad bar is unexciting and has very few choices.
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My old college dining hall used condimension to get the students to think that we were getting a lot of things at the salad bar while, unfortunately, there were only a few choices.
by Portia L. February 28, 2018
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{con-see}
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A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.
Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
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A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.
Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
Get the Consi mug.I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010
Get the Anally Consume mug.Zavala: Mobilizing fireteam for Operation, uh... Babydog? Why does this say Babydog? I must have forgotten to reboot the strike name generator.
Devrim: Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?
Zavala: Yes... "Babydog". Well, the strike protocol is already running. Can't stop it now. Devrim?
Devrim: Yes, sorry. Fireteam "Babydog" the Taken are polluting the EDZ. We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't... Stand-by, fireteam.
Devrim: One of my teams reported Taken energy infecting the water supply. Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.
Ghost: Destroying the Blight destroyed the Taken miasma. This area's no longer infected.
Devrim: Good work. There's bound to be more than one.
Ghost: We're making good progress, but Taken energy readings are still off the charts.
Devrim: There must be a source. The Cabal hurt us, Guardian, but the Taken could ruin the EDZ forever. Put an end to
Devrim: Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?
Zavala: Yes... "Babydog". Well, the strike protocol is already running. Can't stop it now. Devrim?
Devrim: Yes, sorry. Fireteam "Babydog" the Taken are polluting the EDZ. We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't... Stand-by, fireteam.
Devrim: One of my teams reported Taken energy infecting the water supply. Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.
Ghost: Destroying the Blight destroyed the Taken miasma. This area's no longer infected.
Devrim: Good work. There's bound to be more than one.
Ghost: We're making good progress, but Taken energy readings are still off the charts.
Devrim: There must be a source. The Cabal hurt us, Guardian, but the Taken could ruin the EDZ forever. Put an end to
by ThatsDooDoo September 19, 2020
Get the Gra'ask the Consumed mug.An individual whose entire sense of self worth and sole purpose of existance is to consume as many goods as possible and dwindle the earth's resources to the greatest extent possible. They spend weekends at Wal-Mart, commute as far as they possible can during the week, lack hobbies and interests and spend what little free time they have when not comsuming watching 'reality' TV shows like Survivor and the Amazing Race. Also they generally live in a McMansion and have 2.4 kids.
by great success April 4, 2006
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