Congrasturbate

a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.

Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"

God, "you deserve it man!"

by anthrax820 February 13, 2010

congratufuckulations

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.

Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.

by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

congrats

1. An abbreviated version of the word "congratulations".

Congrats on your promotion!

by QADESHTU September 20, 2010

Congratufuckinglations

When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.

Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.

by fossboss August 28, 2009

Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.

Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.

by congratsbro July 1, 2011

Congratu-Flippin' Lations

Deriving from the Greek word Συγχαρητήρια/Syncharitíria but more commonly known to have been created by Ciaran Convey, Congratu-Flippin' Lations is an act of expressing praise, used in song by popular singer; Post Malone's (Congratulations ft. Quavo) in 2017

Well, Congratu-Flippin' Lations we just conceded another goal.

by CiaranClap December 13, 2022

Congratusorry

A word that simultaneously expresses both joy and condolence for the fortunes of another, "congratusorry" should be directed towards an individual when they suffer disappointing results from a situation that typically concludes with a positive outcome. A question mark after congratusorry isn't entirely necessary, but can prove helpful in ambiguous situations. (Also see "seizing defeat from the jaws of victory".)

Jim: My wife just had a baby.
Bob: That's wonderful...
Jim: It wasn't mine.
Bob: Oh... congratusorry?

by Le_Sigh December 30, 2008