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Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.
A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer
by BooYouFuckinWhore May 12, 2011
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College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 22, 2011
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Weather confused whore

A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.
Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore
by Kimbo17 June 24, 2012
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Codfused

To be unsure if you're getting a stray whiff from a young lady's undercarriage, or the dumpster from the local seafood restaurant...
"I'm codfused. Can't work out if that fishy stink is the cat's bowl or Stacy's over-ripe front bottom..."
by Ralph Poopwell & Lenny Fister January 18, 2006
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confrused

A combination of confused and frustated. More specifically, the feeling of frustration and confusion leads to confrusion.
Al Gore was confrused as to why Americans chose Dubbya as their leader.
by Alan M75 August 29, 2007
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Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
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Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked
Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow
by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020
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