Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.

" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)

by Pincetti June 8, 2021

confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

by dayvross August 25, 2018

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality

Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"

by Psycocat May 1, 2021

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018

Brain Confetti

When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.

1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."

by Metal munchies February 18, 2015

Ass-Confetti

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.

During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.

by Nixtime March 23, 2017

Confetti Cannon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them

David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?

Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!

by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019