Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
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“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty”

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muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

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When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

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male Sperm or female ejaculation come, cum, baby batter, DNA

Nicole was covered with genetic confetti after the orgy.

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When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

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undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.

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When you wipe your ass and shards of toilet paper get intermingled with the grundle grass sprouting around your asshole. See grundle grass

I dropped a grundle cosby off yesterday and thousands of pieces of grundle confetti just wouldn't shake off from my grundle grass.
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