Continder

After you deactivate your tinder account because you’re questioning your life decisions, but finally get horny enough that you decide to reactivate.

I kinda hate myself but I am going to continder. Bad dates are better than no dates right??

by Sylie January 14, 2018

Confedewanker

A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.

Someone should tell that Confedewanker that you can’t just jizz a new star onto the flag.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

liebig condenser

1: A device consisting of a inclined glass tube surrounded by flowing water used to distill liquids in a science lab

2: Someone who over simplifies a subject to the extent of lying about it

Jeff simplifies stuff so much.

"Yea he is a liebig condenser"

by gayostioporosis March 19, 2022

Confederate Flag

Piece of archaic southern history sometimes refered to as "heritage". In common practice, those proudly displaying the confederate flag are extreme nationalists, showing immense hypocrisy in the fact that the flag was seperatist and used in the fight AGAINST national unity, or rednecks who believed that the American Civil War was a fight for freedom from oppression and not just the desire to continue slavery, print different money for each individual state without clear exchange rates, form alliances between states, and throw the nation into unending divisive war.

The southern factions of the KKK use the confederate flag as the logo because they have no idea what the fuck is going on much of the time.

by cndnmatt December 3, 2005

Cockender

A member of "Eastenders" being a cock...

"Max Branning's being a total cockender this week!"

by Jarvis Focker September 1, 2009

confederate

a gentleman and a patriot who cares about his country and has the fucking guts to speak up when something is wrong. they hate northerners.

Yankees: 1
Confederates: 0

Its only half time bitches

by conservative joe June 13, 2005

The Confederate states of america

in the South in the land of traitors
Rattlesnakes and alligators
basically a racist group that didnt want there slaves taken away so they

Betrayed the Union and formed there own nation

Retard from the 1860s: i serve the Confederate states of america
Everyone: your a racist retard

by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022