confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

Colfax Hot

1. A woman that is of low quality but still attractive enough to engage in sexual activity with.

2. A semi-attractive woman that looks like a drug addict, prostitute or both; but might not be. And you'd still wanna smash.
3. See Skanky-Hot

Dude 1: Did you see that chick with her tits hangin out at Wal-Mart? I'd hit it but I don't know..
Dude 2: I'd smash that bitch, she kinda nasty but she's Colfax Hot at least.

by Jimmy TwoDicks420 July 16, 2018

Confarkulous

Bullshit

That statement is just confarkulous.

by Jessisqueenj September 20, 2019

Confaudiblation

Adjective

The process of Faudible

The mental reconstruction of audio that is not comprehended by the brain; a falsification that the mind creates to fill in the gaps with audio it believes to be true

The process of the mind filling in the gaps of audio that is heard but not understood.

The word comes from the Latin- con for "constrūctus", audībilis for "to hear,", fābul for "a tale." and -ātus Adjective.

The complexity of sounds in electronic music compared to basic sounds like a person speaking increase Confaudiblation exponentially.

by Kewk November 14, 2019

Confappiness

When you're sexually confused yet happy with a situation or you're just confused yet happy.

Bro, Tyler's been experiencing immense Confappiness recently.

by anonymous June 3, 2020

colfax california

Small little drinking town with a railroad problem

Wanna grab a drink? Let's go to Colfax California! More bars than restaurants!

by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020

Confab

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Hey, how was that confab last night? Do you want another one?

by rembloaks February 28, 2023