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Condescending lol/lmao

The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)
Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?

Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.

Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.

Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.

Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.
by NickPikk April 19, 2020
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coddlesip

Sucking someone's penis while they are cumming
I coddlesiped my lover.
by Elikool1234567890 November 25, 2016
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ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
by zach decof September 9, 2007
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Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008
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panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.
I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.
by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009
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condescending elitist

A asshole who thinks they are better then some other person and they make sure that that person knows about it.
Person 1- Hey asshole, Still doing the same shitty thing.
Person 2- why don't you shut up, you condescending elitist!
by Dark Assasin March 3, 2016
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Candle Queen

A song by GHOST 【originally ghost and pals】featuring megapoid GUMI's 【aka. ぐみ】v4 voicebank. The song is based off of the indie(?) game cuphead. This is one of GHOST's most popular songs 【43m views as of may 2023】the song was released In 2018. The song was used as an animation meme in 2020-2021. It was mostly used for gacha life/club memes
1: Hey, have you heard of the song that goes like "toddler's cries that grow louder and louder Relishing in untestable power Glowing red in a black and white scene, the one and only Candle Queen?

2: Oh, you mean the song Candle Queen by ghost?

1: yeah that song!

3: that song sucks!

1&2 SHUT UP 3!!!
by The Wonderhoy kid ☆^^! May 25, 2023
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