Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.

Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.

by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

The biggest lie a human will ever make.

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

by Diriector_Doc April 18, 2017

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

by pluggymt November 8, 2009

Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.

Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.

by NancyinGA July 6, 2008

Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!

Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!

by pza97 April 4, 2011

Leave In Conditioner

When you jizz in a girls hair.

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013