Condomsation

Any kind wetness associated with a condom whether inside or out of the condom. The substance and how it came to be may vary. May also be used any way you Damn well please.

Rachel slipped on the condomsation Andrew left on the bathroom floor after his lovefest with Samantha.

by sweet baby Ray October 4, 2014

Condomspiracy

When a woman believes that a man is wearing a condom during sex, when in fact he is not. This may involve a coverup on the part of the man or "condomspirator".

Girl 1 - "So I had sex with Joe last night. He said he was wearing a condom but I didn't see him put one on, or feel one."
Girl 2 - "You may have been a part of a condomspiracy, my friend."

by Condomspirator5 November 19, 2011

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.

I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.

by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010

Condomsation

When you have really hot sweaty sex and the condom gets extremely wet

Guy: Damn girl that was intense, look at the condomsation

by Ninjapanda93 May 27, 2016

put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008

Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation

Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.

by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011