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Contard

Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.
Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.
by CapnChaos December 27, 2016
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Condor cock

describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor
Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.
by Keggles December 11, 2006
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contarlo

Obscure slang meaning "count it" in Italian. Often accompanied by a hand gesture simulating the shot of a basketball.
"Dude, I just won 20 bucks betting on who gets the gold star in Kid Nation. Contarlo!"
by T-Wes November 22, 2007
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Conlard

A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right
by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017
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Condorrat Young Team

Located in cumbernauld lies condorrat wae the young team and the wan junkie that goes in the shop fuck all else in condorrat the chippys awright tho
Condorrat Young Team --cduj boys ya fuckin dafty,
by On tour fuck sake fuck sake December 27, 2021
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Coldaralon

Coldaralon is the common term used to decribe a bad retribution paladin in world of warcraft.
Oh you are such an coldaralon
by Brucewayne420 January 3, 2022
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Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.
Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
by PCGaming September 13, 2009
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