cockphobia

an abnormal intense and irrational fear of cock

Brandon: Hey, why don't you undo my pants...
Kayla: Nooo I'm scared!! :(
Mike: I told you your bitch has COCKPHOBIA!!!!

by mickyD69 October 24, 2010

coronaphobia

why are you scared of the corona, STOPID

eww you have coronaphobia
ddddid u just say cOroNA? ahhhhhh
CORONA

by bigoofmomentmydude March 21, 2020

Contraphobia

The fear of an option that differs from mainstream leftist view points.

Signs of someone suffering from contraphobia include but are not limited to: yelling, harassment, crying, irrational tendencies, lack of factual information, free speech snuffing and violence.

Oh, I’m a bigot, homophobic, racist asshole? You are exhibiting signs of contraphobia on a subjective basis with no factual evidence. Your argument is invalid and you’ll end up on YouTube as a triggered snowflake.

by FactsAlwaysWin August 26, 2019

Constaphobia

The fear of taking shits inside small areas.

man I gotta go home! last time i took a shit in a stall I got a serious case of constaphobia!
So what you're saying you're constaphobic?

by coneboneconnor August 17, 2011

Cenophobia

The fear that every video you find online will turn into a John Cena meme.

Tumblr gave me some serious cenophobia.

Get fucking meme'd on you cenophobe.

by Git fooked October 9, 2016

crocaphobia

a fear or hatred of crocs

Jazmine do u want to try on my crocs? No Liv I have crocaphobia.

by helloguys123 February 24, 2019

clownaphobia

The feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as Bozo or Ronald McDonald. An attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. In some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman can bring on an attack.

Ike got run over when Bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because Ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of Bobby's way.

by Dr. Pilgrim May 6, 2008