Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'

1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable

by UberPcso July 28, 2011

Comatable

When someone is so easy to come at

Brian is a comatable little ho.

by Avalimee June 7, 2016

Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018

comestables

Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.

In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.

by QuacksO February 23, 2026

Milo Constable

A highly awkward little gay OR a highly awkward moment.

I bumped into Gordon Brown at the job centre last week... it was such a Milo Constable

by Vrgina-not-tha-wolf December 7, 2010

jackson constable

A fucking sick kunt who is a slayer for the poon

Oh damn he is a jackson constable

by Clangerislife October 3, 2017

commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017