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computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge
She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!
by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011
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computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.
He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.
by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012
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Compucated

adj. portmanteau of computer and complicated
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.
"I'm going to export this csv shopping list to your Google calendar so that you can synchronize it with my tablet, and we can hit the store."
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"
by tronglodyte December 26, 2014
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.
"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."
by Wolvend December 9, 2021
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fluctauationary compasatorizer

A device gay men use to stretch their butthole larger.
Bob put a fluctauationary compasatorizer in johns ass.
by KeviiGoregasm June 21, 2010
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compulation

Its how poor-people say "compilation". See also "Amberlance"
I can't wait for The Who to put out a new compulation album!
by madoshi August 1, 2011
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