cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.

Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.

by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011

compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you

compensation

by awesnemity June 1, 2010

Comptonsate

To gain compensation through an act of violence much like revenge.

Jamaul killed my girl friend so I needed to to feel Comptonsate d for his actions.

by John Dagg January 27, 2008

compensastory

noun: payment for a rap song about your life in the hood.

Eminem made a gazillion bucks last year because his last big hit was a compensastory.

by professor951 May 10, 2011

comperate (v)

1. To find a conglamerate very cunning
2. To release Pelvis Fluids

I comperated into my woman

by Halomantis February 24, 2004

Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.

The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.

by RustySausage December 24, 2018

Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008