Commoding

What an object does to be a commodity, more specifically the sidemost part of a car seat.

The side seat of this car is commoding.

by The One who Commodes December 25, 2023

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

Contaging

Just contaging innit

How is that contaging me

by Bannsjajssbsbdbdnejejneen February 26, 2024

Cummazing

When you and your partner have amazing sex and you cum so hard that it’s cummazing.

Jack and Jill were having the most passionate sex that she came so hard and she said, “that was so cummazing”!

by Leeloo & Kasper June 8, 2025

cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging

cottaging nigel huh

by mrs tosser November 22, 2025