An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
by johndoe911 July 20, 2022
Get the Simon Cowell mug.Related Words
Colwell
• Colwell'd
• Colwelled
• Dirty Colwell
• karen colwell
• Susan Colwell
• conwell
• Coldwell
• Coltella
• colwall
An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
by Kirstie May 20, 2004
Get the Simon Cowell mug.a person who is always coming up with crazy ideas to make money, get girls, become famous, etc....also a synonym for a guy with a big cock aka cocky
dude, your such a conwell
by redgeco December 8, 2010
Get the conwell mug.To go out on the town dressed like a male model, hit on anything with fake tits, get numbers from the fake tits and proceed to never call them.
I colwelled all last night
by Jon Scragg February 1, 2008
Get the Colwelled mug.OMG I totally Colwilled my bed last night, now no one will go to the prom with me.
he is not that big, he totally Colwills
he is not that big, he totally Colwills
by DinosaurEvolution April 26, 2011
Get the Colwill mug.Someone who shouts at peoples true and extraordinary talents, this person would be a dickhead to everyone except himself. this person also lives up there own arse. This Word Evolved From A very old ancient tale of a man called Simon Cowell
by TheSnazzyJacket June 12, 2018
Get the A Cowell mug.