Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone.
Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason
If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton
Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason
If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton
If you encounter a Colton please ignore this person, it will bring you pain and is fucking annoying. These people are usually a failure to use a condom, or not enough money for an abortion.
by Goplayyourguitaryouhippy January 05, 2010
When a guy throws up in front of a girl at a wild party one night, and then makes out with her at the next party
by Katesterxoxo October 07, 2013
Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.
Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.
All in all, a fuckwit.
Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.
All in all, a fuckwit.
by Macka7 March 08, 2012
this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.
by Assmuncher6666 July 26, 2017
The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!
Here’s an example
Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢
Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢
by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 22, 2018
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