Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.

Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.

by Andrew Doan. October 2, 2009

Rose colored glasses

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.

The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Obama Colored

When you aren't black in black people's eyes and you aren't white in white people's eyes.

The 44th President of the United States Barrack Obama is Obama Colored.

by William Benjamin January 26, 2009

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

beef colored schmegg

Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"

"boy, look at atcho beef colored schmegg looking self, boy you look like shrek"

by dabson188 February 11, 2017

Cum colored glasses

The feeling you get after someone makes you cum. They look perfect to you because you are looking thru cum colored glasses.

I thought he could do no wrong, of course I was looking at him thru cum colored glasses.

by Kat1970 February 7, 2018

jade-colored glasses

1. when you unfairly judge a situation because of your past indescretions and/or life experiences.

2. glasses that are the color jade.

Like you did with Roger? Quit seeing it through your jade-colored glasses.

by Satiated July 7, 2010