Colin

Some refer to as "Colin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Jesus Christ, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.

"Oh shit, I slept with Colin's women"
" Your S.O.L."

by Battery00 January 8, 2012

Colin Morgan

THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.

Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....

"Has anyone seen Colin Morgan lately?"
"Only in my dreams..."

by ehm no how dare u January 7, 2021

Colin Jones

colinj_23_ is my insta and sc is lolcorporations ps4 is king_kgno hmu

colin jones is awesome

by lilcj69 September 4, 2018

colin mochrie

arguably one of the best improv performers. Hes able to create something totally dull and transform it into something hilarious. Hes brought countless laughs to thousands of people for over 20 years Famous for his work on the British and American Versions of Whose Line is it Anyway?

"i wanna be an improvisor like colin mochrie"

by rsafg September 27, 2005

Colin lips

After a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . This is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. The special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased sexual appetite , essential necessity for sexual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.

booze hound : "oi bar keep give me a red of glass wine " ?
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "

by dinnnnnner December 22, 2014

Pulling a Colin McDonald

"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.

"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"

"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"

by asdfghjlqwertiwndhnjndknvcxknl February 12, 2013

colin firth

Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

"Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!"
"Colin Firth is so hot."

by samantha September 3, 2004