There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010

Colefatcunt

Arising from the ancient Irish word, Darfatcunt. An overly large vaginal region that is caused from separation of the pubic bone from someone "hitting the bottom". People who display a colefatcunt are usually named Travis and have hair and batches surrounding them at all points on their body.

Travis Colefatcunt.

by pdizz30 October 28, 2011

Colorado Whip Cream

when a chick and a dude are having sex and another dude walks in with whip cream and ice and pours it on another mans penis and licks it off.Then the chick squirts the whip cream into her vagina and makes both dudes suck it out. Lastly male 1 puts the cap of the whip cream into the other male's anus and pulls it out with his teeth.

YO! the colorado whip cream got to me last night.

by girlsclub February 14, 2012

Colorado Slurpee

While having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady's butthole. After you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the asshole of the girl you jizzed in, and proceeds to suck the cum out of her anus.

"So these girls asked me if I ever performed a Colorado Slurpee and said no. It was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way I've ever had."

by ChayneRex June 27, 2016

colorado bonfire

When a bunch of people have a bonfire and dump hella weed in it then get high off the smoke

I got so fucked up at that Colorado Bonfire last night

by high everyday May 30, 2016

Colemanoscopy

The act of plugging oneselfs asshole with his own dick because he's so full of shit.

The p-town butt plug is better known as a Colemanoscopy

by Mether-FECer July 9, 2018

jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019